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panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
by dhr46 June 12, 2011
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blacking out

To drink so much alcohol that you dont remember a thing.
Jenny: What happened last night?
Christy: You don't remember? You need to cut down on the booze...you keep blacking out!!
by ghodsi January 14, 2008
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Bricking it

To be frightened, 'to be shitting yourself'
They were bricking it about the DB meeting
by 1986J November 17, 2011
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backing track

Usually used to describe a song without vocals. Also known as Backing Music
www.backingmusic.com
by Lee Crossley April 19, 2005
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whats brackin blood

a term mostly used from a blood to greet a crip
"whats brackin blood"trey said as he smirked while wearing his red bandana
by Imani435 July 28, 2018
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pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."
Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.
by Didaskalos January 14, 2019
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brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.
1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"
by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010
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