Using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald ass head to make it look like you have some hair.
Rupert: "Dude, how did the Hair Club for Men appointment go?"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
by JacknRochNY April 9, 2009
Get the Brazilian Wig mug.The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.
Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.
Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.
NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*
*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.
*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.
by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010
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by uclasuperchicken October 28, 2011
Get the Brazilian Blowjob mug.A mixed drink that consists of strong, cafinated coffee, from south america mixed with either triple distled vodka, or a spiced rum.
The premise is that coffee (a stimulant) and alcohol (a depressant) will send you on a rollar coaster ride of emotions, and eventually fuck you the hell up.
The premise is that coffee (a stimulant) and alcohol (a depressant) will send you on a rollar coaster ride of emotions, and eventually fuck you the hell up.
Meredith: Yo nick, what are you drinking? you seem pretty messed up, i mean thats a picture not a real person.
Nick: o sorry... my brazilian special must be getting to me, thanks for the save.
Nick: o sorry... my brazilian special must be getting to me, thanks for the save.
by nick7489 February 20, 2007
Get the Brazilian Special mug.I went in for a Brazilian waxing but they left all my ass hair, leaving me with a Brazilian Trump to comb over...
by VeritasCaput November 7, 2018
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by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012
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