The Macedonian Bathing Suit

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009

boything

you're sleeping with them, and you're not sleeping with anyone else, but they're not your boyfriend. You want to see where things go, without committing to a relationship. Somewhere between casual and serious.

Maru: So, is he your boyfriend yet?

Nancy: No, he's my boything.

by Mexi-ginge July 17, 2011

Boothing

The subtle art of Boothing is one that has been lost since the late 19th century. It requires you take your date to the movies. If you can sit in a balcony, if not dont worry. One takes his date to the seats, claims he must go the bathroom, gets up, goes to the bathroom and start masturbating. Before ejacutulation one runs back to their date and yells "Dick Semper Tyranis!" and nuts on the dates head. Usually then one would run away and hide in a nearby barn.

Did ya hear about Steve?
No...
We took Kate out boothing a couple nights ago.
Did they find him yet?
No, but Kate is still in the shower...

by Zac Morrow January 12, 2008

Bething

To leave/forget someone behind.

We're bething La-a, and going to the beach without her.

by polo1995 August 5, 2011

bathing apes

the long version of "BAPES"

"I got me some bathing apes"

by VICECITY November 14, 2007

botting

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch, mattress, arm chair or any other inanimate object that you wish to have sex with. Can also include a persons hair, clothing or accessories as well.

dude ive been botting the shit out of your curly fro everynight when you go to sleep

by haywood jablowmeDC2 October 17, 2010

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009