Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.
by Trent the pro June 17, 2010
Get the Bitch and a bonusmug. by Cam Chapman December 9, 2008
Get the bonus friesmug. A Bonus dad is a man who helps his girlfriend or wife co-parent her children from another man. Bonus dads wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth fathers do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus dads have a cordial relationship with the birth dad and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus dads and the corresponding birth dad approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.
Bonus dad: a man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.
by Bonus mom September 3, 2016
Get the Bonus dadmug. Full page pictures in "Prude" Magazine featuring someone (male, female, or somewhere in between) being anally penetrated in an atypical manner.
The term became an interjection used most often by intoxicated party-goers in rural areas in Western New York during the late 80's to express their chemical induced euphoria. The expression's usage faded with the demise of the magazine.
The term became an interjection used most often by intoxicated party-goers in rural areas in Western New York during the late 80's to express their chemical induced euphoria. The expression's usage faded with the demise of the magazine.
An 8" x 10.5" glossy picture of a Cossack she-male being anally violated with a corn cob by a midget dominatrix. No text appeared on the page other than "ANAL BONUS". Anal Bonus pages were not included in the Table of Contents.
After multiple funnels of Genny Light and hooking up with a biker chick, Brian staggered back from getting blown on the shores of Lake Ontario and exclaimed "Anal Bonus!" when his pals came into view.
After multiple funnels of Genny Light and hooking up with a biker chick, Brian staggered back from getting blown on the shores of Lake Ontario and exclaimed "Anal Bonus!" when his pals came into view.
by 1_of_the_Boyz October 23, 2007
Get the anal bonusmug. by Cheese Waffle September 17, 2020
Get the Bonus Spudzmug. Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.
I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.
-SinisterKid
Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary
-Sloride73
-SinisterKid
Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary
-Sloride73
by Drew707 April 22, 2013
Get the bonus wafflemug. I used to hate being penetrated but, since I started T, I've been loving getting fucked in my bonus hole.
by celebration November 17, 2010
Get the bonus holemug.