Blueberry Surprise

Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.

I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.

by ARan714 December 10, 2009

Blueberry Haze

Looks and smells like blueberries. A hybrid bud that is very powerful and delicious, best smoked via a bong or bowl.

"Get me some blueberry haze. I don't care if you're a cop. I just want my weed."

by The Toker October 27, 2009

Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010

blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.

Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection

by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015

blueberry swirl

when you go balls deep in woman while being blue balled and rotate

i just had the best blueberry swirl ever

by lil big tasty December 5, 2017

Blueberry wine

When you farm wins off new players in Crucible in Destiny 2

My recent sessions have been marked with lobbies that escalate in difficulty
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD

-LXQ#5968

by Osusris September 28, 2021

blueberryweek

The week after your stepdad got drunk.

A: Oh man Im on my blueberryweek.
B: That sucks man!

by tomtoxa March 3, 2022