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Text blow up 

A text or IM message composing of random letters, numbers, and symbols that can mean to change a conversation, to show disagreement, or to start a conversation.
Nathan: I heard that you were in the bedroom with Mary Carter last night?!?!?!?!

David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe

Nathan: oh I see haha

Libby: John, you are a creeper!!

John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32

Libby: No you are!!!

Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb

Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.

Robert: haha nice text blow up

Wesley: haha you too what you up too?
Text blow up by indiZ February 26, 2010

Go blow up! 

1. Similar to go die; an statement of dimissal or a sign of ignoring.
2. A response when you are particularly mad at someone.
1. I don't care, go blow up.
2. I hate you! Just go blow up!
Go blow up! by DomovoiJr October 30, 2011

im going to blow up the white house 

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit
Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

Arabian Blow Up Doll 

A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG
Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...

fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

National Scam children and blow up there house day 

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day