shit blister

When two pole smokers are having rigorous butt action, and one slab of man meat slips out creating too much fag friction. Thus, the burning and blistering of the head or shaft of the pitcher's tool.

When Kertinian was ass mauling T-Meth, the numerous rolls of ass fat caused Kertinian to slip out and he recieved a 2nd degree shit blister on his man dart.

by T-Meth the Palmer June 30, 2003

Biloxi Blister

A proper biloxi blister is when a lady sits on your face, grinds the hell out of your entire face with her vagina and she must spit on your face to lubricate the face to vagina movement.

its nothing like a birmingham blister or a denver omlette as suggested by some unskilled newbs. "You aint in biloxi if you dont see a lil cartilage" Hence Biloxi Blister

by southern sex slinger September 01, 2009

Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.

She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.

by Slappypants Magee May 23, 2008

blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.

Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.

by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

BLISTER IN THE SUN

to be HIGH off of weed.

Violent femmes.
Blister In The Sun-
"...Im HIGH as a kite
i just might stop to check
you out. let me go on
like i BLISTER IN THE SUN..."

by MOMO_911 May 27, 2007

Shit Blister

A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.

Stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his shit blister when he sat.

by Larry Sanders December 07, 2004