Blumpstronaut

Shitting in a womens vagina while another chick gives you head, thus combining the two sexual acts of recieving a blumpy and space docking.

I got a blumpstronaut at the nursing home the other day.

by eagus June 23, 2009

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

Blimp Queen

An overweight chick, who think she is hot. Wears tight pants and reveling clothes. The fat chick in question may even have a tramp stamp and is proud of it

When trolling the internet. All I see are women who are nothing but Blimp Queens.

by ChasnDaDragon November 14, 2009

blimped out

Completely full after eating.

After going to that chinese buffet, we were blimped out.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

Blimpin'

1. to have a good time, moment, day or good year, and are on a high from such excitement.

2. the response/declaration to a sequence of good events

1. Last night was blimpin'; Blimpin' all week tho..!

2. I got the closest parking spot to the store, free lunch, and found $20 on the ground..#Blimpin'..!

by Eddie Huxtable August 24, 2013

Blimpjob

The action of puting an entire penis and ball sack into a persons mouth.

Damm Petter that hooker gives the best blimpjobs.

by Jpaps1107 June 23, 2016

Blips

The effect is the same as blue balls but the female version in the vagina lips.

My boyfriend was playing so much and didn’t finish and gave me blips.

by Bahooda April 24, 2020