Color Blonde

When some is not color blind, but they dress like it. Browns with blacks, pinks with oranges... You get the idea. A fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. These people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. Guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. Guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren't accused of being color blonde.

Jeff is so color blonde. Who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?

by Absolom76 September 28, 2009

Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014

Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020

13 Spice Blend Monkey

A derogatory term used directed towards those of Indian descent due to there cultural use of spices

“Joel is a 13 spice blend monkey”

by Amorous March 22, 2022

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

truck stop blend

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011