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bumhole beepster

A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands
by snipersv April 17, 2014
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bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.
Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.
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Blepsy

the act of loosing control over one's balance due to hopping up and down on one foot after stubbing the large toe.
Person A: *stubs toe* OW!! *begins jumping up and down*
(Moments later) *THUD*
Person B: Oh my gosh, are you ok? What happened?
Person A: Uhm... nothing.
Person B: What are you doing on the floor? Wait... did you blepsy again? God Mark, this is the second time this month! I know that table has really sharp angles but GOD you're a klutz!
by valrockstar328 January 30, 2009
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bleepblushing

Bleepblushing is an ancient Beaumanian tradition. It is when you can do all your daily duties and activities with a cigarette in your hand.
Rich tackled the young criminal and waited for the officiers to arrive, while bleepblushing.
by densmol June 20, 2011
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bleekscheet

Dutch word for a 'very very pale person'
My eyes hurt from all the light reflecting of that bleekscheet over there
by Beremusti May 7, 2017
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bleepis

Drinks their moms Titty milk for pleasure
You stupid Bleepis!
by Daddycam546 January 17, 2019
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Beeps

Hey man, hows it going beeps?
by karim_the_great May 16, 2019
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