Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009

Blag

A Big Ol' Bag of Blow (Cocaine)

The party was boring as fuck but then my buddy Johnny showed up with a Blag and we ended up doing lines all night!!

by DarkkCityyDylönn November 24, 2021

Blag

Someone who is annoying/boring without any reason for being as such

John acts like a blag during sleepovers

by Joe_Potato12 December 19, 2024

Blag

Blag blahg

1. verb. To steal, acquire or achieve something through dubious means.

i.e. “Did you just blag that beer from the shop?!”; “He didn’t want to let me in, but I blagged it past the bouncer.”

by BloodInBloodOut May 12, 2019

Blag

A bag that has been torn open along the side.

" Hey man, can you please pass me the frikin blag of lollipops?"

" sure thing, just keep the whole blag."

by Jules258 September 14, 2016

Karl le blag

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.

Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers

by Pshlll February 27, 2017

Blagging

Means to flex on everything you buy but no-one actually cares.

Person 1: Like my watch? Spent ten thou on it
Person 2: Stop blagging.

by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018