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Team Blade

Any intelligent human being who prefers to see both Edward and Jacob impaled and/or beheaded by the Vampire hunter "Blade".
While the opposing teams, team Edward and team Jacob would like to see the character Bella with their respective candidate, members of Team Blade prefer to see Bella hung by the face until dead, just to shut up the hordes of giggling fangirls.
Fangirl: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Team Blade member: I'm team Blade. I just want to see both of those fags burn on a stake.
by ITWastrel July 14, 2010
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asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.
"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.
by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017
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Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
by quesondriac December 4, 2010
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Blader

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.
me and my friends are such bladers
by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010
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baldhead

in rastafarianism, the term baldhead refers to someone who is not rasta. also someone who is generally an outsider. also someone who is generally considered 'square' or uncool. also used as term for bad racist white person.
'we gonna chase them crazy baldheads right out of town' - bob marley
by rosebud February 10, 2004
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Bladderbang

An act,where a man puts a compressor inside the tip of his penis and blows the pressured air in the bladder blowing it up,resulting in something called the bladderbang.
Chris:"What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a compressor?"
Henry:"What?"
Chris:"Do a bladderbang with it."
by MasterCrusader January 29, 2017
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Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.
My pee made a bladder ballet.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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