The act of setting up an all but guaranteed act then having it fall through at the last minute for some random and inexcusable reason.
Last week my girlfriend met this hot chick at Starbucks and planned on surprising me with a 3sum. But then out of nowhere my girl came down with the Swine Flu. I can't believe she Buffalo Bills'd me!!... FML
Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
Having a case of "The Bills" signifies a particularly low point in ones life. Common symptoms of having "the bills" include: losing/not having a job, long periods of unemployment, not having health insurance, cooler siblings, large nose, and so on. The Bills is also similar to having "The Minus Blues"
Yo man, i ain't got no job. Ain't never had no job. Ain't got no health insurance. My schnoz is large and my brother is pretty cool. I got the Bills, real bad.