bernadette wood

a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman

bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!

by cyclox June 20, 2021

Bernice

Bernice is a beautiful, funny, nice, and smart person that will make you melt. She usually has dark skin and black hair. She would never hurt a fly unless you mess with her friends. She will stand up for you and turn your day from dark to sunny. You will never know as nice of a person as a Bernice. Wants you’ve hooked her in you can never let her go.

Your as beautiful as a Bernice

by Special_Chicken_Nugget February 13, 2018

Bernhard

Bernhard is a name for just the toughest individuals in the world. In the name Bernhard is the word "hard" thats means that a Bernhard is a hard ass motherfucker. A Bernhard isn't afraid of someone and every women loves a Bernhard. The only fault that a Bernhard has is that he has a so large dick that most of the women die when they fucks a Bernhard.

*In a funeral*
"How did she die?"

"Bernhard."

by bernieboi September 12, 2018

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

Berne Knox Westerlo

A town full of hicks thats basically in the middle of nowhere, and the school is slowly turning into a prison.

Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: Berne Knox westerlo!
Dude 1: WTF is berne knox westerlo

by OhBabieItsLove September 28, 2010

Bernsplain

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Bernarda

Beautiful, Loyal, trustworthy, fun, always laughing and smiling. Looks mean but smiles as soon as you talk to her.

There's not one day Bernarda doesn't laugh.

by TherealOG33 March 14, 2017