A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
 Get the Portuguese Bendmug.
Get the Portuguese Bendmug. after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
 Get the bend for a friendmug.
Get the bend for a friendmug. by brightestbulbintheshed August 23, 2022
 Get the around the bendmug.
Get the around the bendmug. by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006
 Get the pole bendingmug.
Get the pole bendingmug. Example 1
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over
Example 2
Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over
Example 2
Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over
by bender23 January 23, 2011
 Get the Bending Overmug.
Get the Bending Overmug. "How did it go with the bird from the chip shop last night?"
"Great - she paid for the pizza, and back at her place I managed to bend one in."
"Great - she paid for the pizza, and back at her place I managed to bend one in."
by GimpBoy April 28, 2006
 Get the bend one inmug.
Get the bend one inmug. the bend and snap is from the movie legally blonde and is used to attract the opposite sex.  To do a bend and snap you bend down to reach for something and snap up and basically hold your boobs up and smile.
by amadna March 15, 2007
 Get the bend and snapmug.
Get the bend and snapmug.