Portuguese Bend

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021

bend for a friend

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

by cut the cards November 24, 2022

around the bend

a song by pearl jam,, it is sure ONE good song

around the bend?? yeah that song kinda makes me wanna flip through radio stations

by brightestbulbintheshed August 23, 2022

pole bending

An event in which a horse weaves between poles at a gallop.

Pole bending is for cowgirls.

by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006

Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over

by bender23 January 23, 2011

bend one in

(v) to shag a girl in a semi-non-romantic moment

"How did it go with the bird from the chip shop last night?"
"Great - she paid for the pizza, and back at her place I managed to bend one in."

by GimpBoy April 28, 2006

bend and snap

the bend and snap is from the movie legally blonde and is used to attract the opposite sex. To do a bend and snap you bend down to reach for something and snap up and basically hold your boobs up and smile.

"oh! the bend and snap! works every time!!"

by amadna March 15, 2007