Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Burrelldrome

An occurrence that usually takes place on a digital clock when the numbers for the time look the same upside down and mean the same time.

Examples of Burrelldromes:

2:22
1:01
2:52
6:19

by LOLTurtles November 4, 2011

barrell of tobey

The finest weed in all the land

Let's get a barrell of tobey

by iTsMr Vape June 25, 2016

Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 May 28, 2018

Barteller

The Barteller is when you are balls deep in Thomas Bartels and he screams and accidentally mutters his biggest secret. you can only find it out while trying this.

'hey dude do you know the big secret about Thomas bartells?'
'yeah its that he fucked his dog on a Tuesday with a doorknob and a pitchfork'
how the fuck did you find that out?!'
'hush my child, the Barteller"

by Baxterd_17 March 31, 2020

Bagwelled

When someone no shows/stands you up and when called out doesn’t recall making those plans.

Well shit, I got bagwelled tonight.

by Tiiiiiiger February 20, 2020