snugg-balling

the act of wearing a snuggie and nothing but a snuggie.

When i woke up this morning my dad was snugg-balling, and i saw the entire downstairs mix up.

by frizz21 March 16, 2010

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Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.

I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!

by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

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balsinery

a word made by @itsalexa_g

it’s like a substitute for bs or crazy

person 1: yoooo your still talking to your ex?
person 2: yea
person 1: that’s balsinery

person 1: bro they canceled tomorrows game

person: that’s balsinery

by itsalexa_g March 24, 2023

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piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

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crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

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