backfire

When a guy cums so hard, he ejaculates into his own face.

Dudes, I hella thought she was going to swallow, but she totes made me backfire.

by LisaHero January 5, 2009

Baby Backfire

While a woman's giving birth, someone shoves his/her hand into her vagina, pushing the baby back into her uterus.

One: I was doin' this hooker, and she went into labor!

Two: Oh my god, what did you do?!

One: Baby Backfire.

Two: Good man.

by Justis. January 9, 2010

backing track

Usually used to describe a song without vocals. Also known as Backing Music

www.backingmusic.com

by Lee Crossley April 19, 2005

backfire

when a guy cums hard enough to blow his load into his own face.

I thought she was going to finish the job, but she pulled off early, and I backfired.

by Jake the Ripper December 17, 2007

pedo-backing

piggy-backing on the acceptance won by LGBT people, under the rubric of "consenting adults," to push for acceptance for pedophilia TOO. (Cf. PERGY, Pedophile-Exclusionary Regular GaY.)

Dr. James Cantor, Twitter, December 8, 2018
"Speaking as a gay men, I believe we SHOULD include the P. To do otherwise is to betray the principles that give us our rights."

Kevin Spacey was roundly condemned for pedo-backing for coming out as "a gay man," (29 Oct 17) in the context of accusations of child abuse. Now that an authority like Dr. James Cantor is pedo-backing as well, we'll see if there's any traction in that strategy.

by Didaskalos January 14, 2019

backing

When you need to go somewhere for whatever reason, and you don't want to be there on your own, so you get a few (or one) of your friends to come with you so it looks like you have friends.

Hey man, I need to go to the bowling alley, can you be my backing?

by Thegreatnick July 25, 2006

Blumpkin Backfire

When you have received so many Blumpkins that you can only orgasm when you smell shit. When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.

Blumpkin Backfire (adj.) "Fuck man I was with this hot slut on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted... next thing I knew I was butt naked jerkin' my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho's tank top!"

by Tyler Breckenridge December 18, 2005