Moke:"ho brah we live in da big island"
Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"
Moke:"Fag"
Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"
Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"
Moke:"Fag"
Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"
by Asian in Hewro February 21, 2010
Get the Australiamug. A place where everyone above the age of 50 skulls Victorian bitter longneck 20 times per morning. Everyone there is legends with the best food, animals and sport. The only people that hate the land down under are the English cricket team because we always thrash em to buggery whenever we verse each other
British watching the cricket: omigod why do we always looose against Australia?
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning
by Please save humanity October 9, 2020
Get the Australiamug. by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008
Get the Australiamug. The best country you could live in. Im not just saying that to make Australia look good. It is by far the most amazing place..
by yeahbro February 7, 2009
Get the Australiamug. A big island off the coast of New Zealand. Legend has it that kangaroos were the first to inhabit this island, before Captain Cook discovered it. Cook drove the kangaroos away, and it is said in ancient texts that they are planning their return and will soon reclaim this land for their own. It is recommended to walk around with full body armour at all times, as the riots of the underground leaders, of the kangaroo militia are getting even more un-predictable and dangerous.
by bloodnut May 10, 2006
Get the Australiamug. AKA Down Under - a way of trying to be subtle when asking about someone's lower regions, paritcularly the front end ones.
Girl: I'm a blonde at heart
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
by Riarku December 15, 2010
Get the In Australiamug. A fucking wasteland excuse of a country that prides itself on so called "conservation" and "saving the world"
And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.
But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!
Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.
And they honor these morals by raping and pillaging ALL the good acres of land for poorly built fucking expensive houses in which only Asian bastards and American cunts can buy only to turn into rentals where the fee's are unfair and high.
But this won't stop Australians pride themselves on valuing the economy and tourism and destroying precious forests to build more houses for people that don't live here, not to mention the center is a desert and the best parts to live are around the coast where all the forest is, so if the forest is in the way of $ forest gotta go!
Australia is just as full of cocksucking bullshit, braindead shitheaded faggots and Australians equivelant of rednecks (see RSL club members) that ignore all flaws and pride Australia for what it Once was, now its an overdeveloped shithole with a diminishing wildlife population.
by Topfragger March 14, 2009
Get the Australiamug.