August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

by Minippman April 23, 2021

august

august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.

person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."

by augustthebigestmiusimp April 2, 2021

August

Its a fucking month, you dipshit.

A month with DAYS! WOW

"What month is it today?"
"Its August, you fucking dipshit!"

by BABago May 27, 2021

August

sexy ass mf

august.

by 25225Mej July 9, 2021

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021

August

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021