Atomic Stomach

The moment of having the worse stomach ache ever.
It feels like an atomic bomb is in you're stomach, waiting to explode.

Person 1: Dude, i just had an Atomic Stomach .
Person 2: Oh shit, seriously? Ha, that sucks for you!
Person 1: Ha, forreals, FUCK YOU.
Person 2: Fuck, i think i'm having an Atomic Stomach! (Runs to the bathroom)
Person 1: Ha, that's what you get FOO!!!

by ClareCandy July 12, 2010

Atomic Brownie

A shit so explosive, so wet, so vile and so splattering it’s like a porcelain Hiroshima.

A night of binge drinking, hot wings and late night Taco Bell provided the right recipe for an early morning atomic brownie.

The atomic brownie I dropped this morning required a quick wash down of the shitter with the scrub brush. The collateral damage was far reaching.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

atomic rimjob

the act of licking another's asshole with hot sauce in your mouth

-Cassy gave me the best atomic rimjob i ever had.I'm still burnin!

by sam the ganja man December 9, 2008

Atomic Douchebag

1. Perez Hilton.

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.

by streetwhiz April 22, 2009

Atomic Nut Lift

You sneak behind someone and lift them up in the air by putting your hand(s) between their legs.

Oh shizz, I got atomic nut lifted and my balls are now inside my body.

by Anuskasvo May 7, 2009

Atomic Sit-Up

Usually done by frats, you convince someone that they cannot do a situp while you hold a towel over their face (covering their eyes) and hold it strong. they use their strength to try and sit up and while they are doing this a friend pulls his pants down and bends over so his ass is right infront of the person doing the sit up. you then let go of the towel and their face goes straight into your friends ass crack.

little johnny tricked all his friends into doing atomic sit-ups.

by DREWSHEW December 28, 2005

Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009