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Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.
by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010
mugGet the Assclown McDouchemug.

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.
Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life
by Some Dude August 27, 2004
mugGet the assclown magnetmug.

captain assclown

The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.
"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.
by Superior Intellect October 5, 2004
mugGet the captain assclownmug.

No Talent Assclown

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
mugGet the No Talent Assclownmug.

assclown college

A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."
Kara: "I go to ACC."
Me: "You mean Assclown College?"
Kara: "You're crazy!"
by ijustwannakissyou November 10, 2008
mugGet the assclown collegemug.

No Talent Assclown

Bandit... Also see Mhedmonds
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
mugGet the No Talent Assclownmug.

No Talent Assclown

Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.
by 2Charmin September 30, 2008
mugGet the No Talent Assclownmug.

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