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Asian

someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:

MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)

So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
Todd: Hey, who's that? Over there?
Paul: Oh, her? That's Kim. She's Asian and she pretty fun.
by simply_jj October 8, 2011
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Asiane

A very nice person

A person who has someone back
A person is generous
Asiane can be a generous person when you need something
by iamtdog July 7, 2019
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Asians

One of the best races in the world. They invented anime and pho. Asians don't speak "CHING CHANG CHONG LING LONG TING TONG", there are some of us that aren't even that smart. We don't climb into your backyards eating your dogs with rice.. If you ever meet an asian or speak to one on vc, don't expect an THICC asian accent from them. Also the doctor, lawyer or engineer part is true.. asian parents want their children to gain reputation and be rich...
Harry Ballz: AHHAHAHHAH ASIANS!
Asians: hmm?
- Whips out asian "fashion flip flop"-
Harry Ballz: AHHHH RUN!!
Asians: Yes dear, run along racist retard..
by Begone Furry August 18, 2018
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Asian

"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"
by M3J2020 April 21, 2018
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Asian

"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"
by M3J2020 April 21, 2018
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Asian

Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.
My Asian parents got mad at me when I got a 95 on the test
by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020
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Asianismness

A word that is used by itself in a sentence to describe a person or object that has utmost success that was most likely fueled by its over nagging parents.
"Dude, Michio Kaku is so awesome"
"Yeah, Asianismness"
by Dameist September 8, 2011
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