Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

arsenicCatnip

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck.

ArsenicCatnip is the nickname for the cutest troll in all of Homestuck.

by LunaDragonEternal January 30, 2016

Arseness

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.

Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.

by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

Reputation arsonist

To destroy a person's or business's reputation online through blogs and reviews.

A reputation arsonist is destroying my good name online. There are nasty reviews and blogs everywhere when I Google myself.

by bealeager September 4, 2009

be gay commit arson

being gay and committing arson. aka my lifestyle

be gay commit arson (BGCA) is me

by killuamebuttheuaissilent February 14, 2021

Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009

arsenal

the first English team ever to field a starting XI featuring no English players.

Reporter: Why won't you play English players?
Arsene Wenger: Je ne sais pas.

by Jit February 17, 2005