American Apparel

A store that sells a bunch of brightly colored spandex, body suits, leotards, and some other crap that you are never going to wear, but nevertheless want.

Clara and Violet are in American Apparel.

Clara- Omg, these magenta spandex leggings are adorable!

Violet- You're never going to wear them.....

Clara- It's American Apparel. All the stuff I buy here I dont wear. I dont care. They're cute and I want them.

Clara never wears the leggings.

by you dont know Jacqueline May 17, 2010

Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.

by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by radgtr June 25, 2009

alprazolam

The generic name for Xanax. When purchased on the street, this is the form one is most likely to find rather than the actual Xanax brand. Alprazolam is prescribed for anxiety relief. It is often used recreationally, at high dosage, for its calming effects which create a mild euphoria. It is addictive and withdrawal symptoms may occur.

I bought some alprazolam bars today!

by mbenzdabest June 11, 2006

apparently

it appears that; as far as one knows; seemingly
apparently
adverb
1. seemingly, outwardly, ostensibly, speciously .

it appears that, allegedly, it seems that, on the face of it, by all accounts, so the story goes, so I'm told Apparently the girls are not amused by the situation.
The deterioration has been caused by an apparently endless recession

by Gobaibhaw September 28, 2013

mrs apprahamian

A pregnant BITCH!!

Damn is Mrs Apprahamian a bitch. I want to punch her stomach and make the baby suck my dry

by Nick bartlett May 14, 2015