Alfie 

My bitch

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch

Alfie by _confused_ March 27, 2019

alfie 

an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.

friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she

alfie by halpor July 19, 2019

alfie 

When Alfie is used as a girl name. This girl is amazing, cool, pretty, genius, funny and also retarded.

Alfie more like geniusfie, yet also a dumbfie

alfie by Jacehobo July 25, 2019

ALFIE 

He’s gay

Alfie is gay

ALFIE by Alfie gay boy November 11, 2019

Alfie 

The Alfie I know is funny , cute as hell and always makes me smile even when I am upset . Everyone needs to find themselves a Alfie and never let go of him . He always finds a way to make u smile

Me:*sad*
Alfie:*does something funny*
Me:*laughs my head off*

Alfie by your_local_weeb November 11, 2019

Alfie 

Just kinda salty and clearly knows that he fucked up but wont just go a bitch somewhere else and resorts to childish disses on his insta story... upset that I told him plain and simple how he is a piece of shit and has no future.

Alfie... man that guy is a home wrecker, it's funny tho cause hes still salty about becoming hated by a group

Alfie by Idk.wtf.to.put.here November 20, 2019

Alfie 

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

Alfie by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019