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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her
by S&Dsd July 17, 2023
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Alabama hot pocket

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.
by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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