ADHD

1.An excuse of some sort
2.A ____ ____ hyper _____ acronim
3. when u daze off intuh.....HEY LOOK A SQU.... dah dah!!
4.huh...

1.Teacher>Jimmy, y did u kill marty??
Jimmy> I have ADHD.
Marty> twitch*
Teacher> Ok, But next time u kill some one its time out mr!!

2.jump jump jump jump* GASP* jump jump jump jump* ahhhhhhhh

3.I like peanuh...WUTDAFX^

4. dudili do do!!!

by ADHD-er-er July 11, 2008

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When a situation or occurrence or an individual is either surreal, eccentric, random or sudden and unexpected. Making one bewildered.

Individual with ADHD; Hey dude if you are going to the grocery store, could you pick me up a “ Hey look a Squirrel!

Individual who is Neurotypical; 😳🤔 ……. Dude that was so ADHD…

Someone with ADHD trips over a cable, and attempts to break his/her fall by grabbing the curtains ripping them and the curtain pole off the wall.

Individual with ADHD does something wacky because it is impulsive like pressing a button that says “ Do Not Press”

All scenarios above? are such an ADHD thing to do.

by ADHDivvy December 10, 2021

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The best way to get Adderall.

'I have ADHD give me drugs or I'll pop yo ass." -HBCU College Student

by GOTY'M June 06, 2016

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Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children

Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom

by mfurgison September 15, 2011

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