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action figure 

A doll by another name, differing from a doll by being designed for tough, aggressive, "masculine" situations. Used by males to disguise their insecurity with being associated with traditionally "feminine" things. Just like a kilt is not caled a "skirt".
"Action figure"? What does that mean anyway? Is it an active thing? What does it mean? Call it what you like it, but any way that you look at it, an "action figure" is a doll by another name; "That which we call a rose/By any other word would smell as sweet."-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet
action figure by Lorelili November 12, 2006
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Action Dan

"Yeah, I know lots of people who have slept with Action Dan"
Action Dan by jkb March 20, 2005

Action Plastic 

Frank: Dude, I can't believe you banged that chick! She definitely looked like she had a disease.

John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.
Action Plastic by El Verde January 29, 2010

Action Doll 

A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.
"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"

"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."
Action Doll by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Action Figure 

A plastic figure that usually does an action (hence the name). Are usually owned by 10 year old boys who incest that they're NOT or HAVE anything in common with a doll and 40 year old virgin nerds with a capital N who collect them along with dolls and not allow any part of it to leave the case until it becomes of ulimate value.
Timmy Turner: For now on I sticking with Action Figures...... which are completely different from dolls
Action Figure by Da Master K May 26, 2006

action figure 

The coolest thing ever invented, besides the superball.
action figure by Joshua Tapp January 16, 2004

action withdrawl 

Going to Vegas and Playing Texas Hold'em non-stop for multiple days, and then leaving Vegas and going back into the real world while having no access to Texas Hold'em at a real table.
I am having some serious action withdrawl since I left Vegas yesterday, I couldn't sleep when I was there because all I could do is play poker, but I can't sleep now because I all I want to do is play Poker. This is some serious action withdrawl.