Across the pond

When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.

We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.

by Gnooferbobin May 12, 2019

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

smiling from across the room

When the person wants to rape you.

Me: hey that man keeps staring at me

Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.

by Istealstuff December 30, 2012

Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.

Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...

by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021

to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

snack you across the face

I witty comeback to make when a guest is at your house asking for snacks

Guest: Let's get some snacks.
Host: No
Guest: Come on we need some snacks
Host: Boy shut up before i snack you across the face.

by josh wilson July 4, 2006