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Abandon

When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.
Oh, no worries babe. You abandon me. I’ll just go to the finals of the Australian Open.
by TheAbandoned October 4, 2023
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Abandoned friendship

Its when two people have a really good and tight friendship and that out of nowhere they start ignoring each other and lose that amazing relationship they had. They lose every thing without noticing at first but only when they realise they are alone and they miss their old friendships but there is no way back.
Person 1: It's really sad they don't talk to each other anymore.

Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
by Happy_but_sad_girl November 25, 2021
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alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America
The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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Abandoned Office

Abandoned Office looks like, well, an abandoned office.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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Abandon casualty minimization

I see now that trying to minimize causalities just gives the people at the top more time to stall.
Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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