by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 March 18, 2011
Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
by GeyGuy October 03, 2023
When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.
by TheAbandoned October 05, 2023
verb
The act of leaving a thing, a place or a person, usually forever.
Synonyms:
leave, finish a AA game
The act of leaving a thing, a place or a person, usually forever.
Synonyms:
leave, finish a AA game
by Knedlik July 08, 2024