a creem boat

This is a very attractive, sexually captivating woman!

Laurena is such a creem boat!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

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Rub and a Tug Boat

The act of motorboating an ass crack while giving a handjob. Closely related to the rusty trombone.

"Turn around so I can give you a rub and a tug boat."

by WoodcockJohnson October 5, 2011

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1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.

"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

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eight bitches on a bitch boat

The way that one of the frat aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force describes the pain that he went through to get a tatoo on his lung.

"Yeah my dad said he'd kill me if I didn't get it done. I had to get wasted to do it cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat"

"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"

by katieandginger January 31, 2005