The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Juan's Noose

Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus

Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria

For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose

The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!

by electric zulu February 23, 2019

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

Naughty Noose

Alternative name for auto erotic asphyxiation

I heard he was into some Naughty Noose

by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022

Pink Noose

A violent act of murder where a person is cut open across the abdomen reveiling the intestines, the victum is then strangled to death with his or her own intrails

1.that sick bastard gave the old dude a pink noose!

by ratinkreig October 7, 2008

Toiletpaper Noose

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

by Jake June 17, 2004

Pretty Noose

1) A beautiful, goddess of a woman. The object of every woman's envy and every man's emotional desires. 2) Administress of the Linkin Park Message Board.

1 -
Guy 1: Wouldn't you wanna go out with Pretty Noose?
Guy 2: No way! She's Widge's.. he'd kick my ass.
Guy 1: Yeah, I know.. lucky bastard. *sighs*
(Both dream of her)

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2 -
Banee: PRETTY NOOSE IS EVIL SHE BANNED ME WAHHHHHHH!!!!

by Jesus Christ of Nazareth December 21, 2004