rusty venture

Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits

dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!

by lickmyrim November 25, 2010

rusty venture

A penis that is red and sore from masturbating too much.

Hank had the whole compound to himself for the day, so he decided to make himself a rusty venture.

by 1fooln6billion November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 22, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.

Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.

by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 23, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets red and sore.

I masturbate so much that I get a Rusty Venture at least once per month.

by hammmmmm November 23, 2010