Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

by jools222 June 11, 2008

Dinosaur crunch

The best ice cream ever. Period. End Of Story. Blue Vanilla, Marshmallows, Oreos. I win. Dinosaur crunch wins. Whoever has had it wins. Whoever hasn't had it loses. It's almost like having an orgy in your mouth. With hott girls too. No other guys...just hott girls.

Dinosaur crunch eater: Dude, have you ever tried Dinosaur crunch?

Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?

Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.

by J Tizzle Televizzle August 26, 2006

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

Con Crunch

The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.

I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.

by gothiTOME June 6, 2018

Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!

Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!

by Wright247 March 28, 2009

barbie crunch

Another word for the death drop. You know how a Barbie doll could put their legs all the way back it’s like that.

Danm she did the Barbie crunch...
Yeah that must hurt.

by Alewi_21 January 5, 2019

cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009