bj

Or boner jam. The act of jamming or hitting a guys penis while erect. Very painful

Hey dude i gave Brandon a bj.

Wow his penis must have been really horny for it to hurt.

I know.

by chocolaterainlol1 February 20, 2009

BJ

1. A blowjob
2. This stupid fathead i know who must DIE!

1. Ew! is that girl giving him a BJ?\
2. I now know my goal in life: I must kill BJ!!! MUHAHAHA!

by Paint February 5, 2005

BJ

Beijing

im not goin to BJ, thats where they started SARS and Fa Lun Da Fa.

by frank meng August 5, 2003

BJ

bj, acronym for buko juice in the philippines

tara, bj tayo

by donfak April 4, 2004

bj

1. to receive a blow job whilst the giver is barfing

Ryan: Oh Grandma, that BJ feels so fine.
Brenden: gurgle gurgle gurgle

by bj king pin October 24, 2008

BJ

1. Blow JOb:sucking penis until cum
2. BJ:initilas for male name, and female
3. take a leak; i use it that way
4. i say shit randomly and that cums out
5. biotch j the nickname of my friend who inspired all these action.

I have to take a biotch j (bj).

by jphg October 27, 2003

bj

1: Abbreviated term for Billie Jean. An absolute CLASSSSSICCC TUNE performed by Prince. Probably the best song ever and you're stupid and ignorant if you don't like it.

2:Also used to describe when a woman puts her mouth over a man's rectum and starts licking his ass out until she orgasms.

3:also the name of a popular childrens' character popularlly known as "beej" the ginormous scrotum.

1:"Billie Jean. Is MY LOVER! She is the one who says that I'm not the one...EUH! She licked my balls off with her tongue..DI DI DI DI DI *ridiculously fast violion bitty...aye*"

2:"Hey love, want to give me a BJ? Hoho?"
"Well *shucks* why not. Hehe. Now bend over"
*starts sucking on willy*
"EEEWWWW! What are you doing?! Wrong side!"
"OH silly me. Gads I just put your willy in my mouth.. where is your shit stinkin' rectum?"
"round the back babes"
"oh yeah, hehe"

3:"Hello kids today we're going to learn about the body! *goofy chuckle* This is called penis. These are testicles and this is pubic hair. Now let's move down to the genetalia kids...you've been warned."

by Christostorous IV December 14, 2008