black man pyjamas

The ridiculous looking tracksuits worn by black guys and chavs alike, popular brands include nike and akademiks. They closely resemble pyjamas, hence the name. Can be shortened to BMPs.

"Oh FFS here come the chavs again..."
"Look at them all wearing their stupid black man pyjamas!"
"Yeah, wankers"

by Earl91 May 15, 2007

Black man skeng

A black man with a gun

Imma shot your man bc I'm a black man skeng

by Wms420 August 19, 2017

black man lips

Lips so big only a mother could love them

"Hey man, you won't be digesting my girl with them black man lips of yours"

"Dude, they're genetic. I can't help how huge my lips are."

by IHaveATinyWilly November 9, 2015

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

black man's dust

The dried semen of a black man often used in magic potions and valued in some remote parts as an aphrodisiac

Joe: "Have you tried viagra?"
Dave: "Screw that! i took some black man's dust and i had an erection for 4 days!"

by incatatus October 13, 2012

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015