zooted

when your very high on weed or and drug

Sofia :dude i’m so zooted rn

Nathan : me too

by lalalaland February 06, 2021

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine January 18, 2012

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 03, 2003

Zooted

To be excited about something

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"

by thuglyfeee November 02, 2011

zooted

being super fresh,clean,everyday wearing something different

(soulja boy)
super fresh and my swag so official im zooted.

by christian lee May 09, 2008

zoote

If you are under the influence of marijuana you are a zoote.

He smoked a medium sized doink there for he is a zoote.

by zoote master April 02, 2018

Zooted

when you lit as fuck
like drunk or high

“Bro I’m gonna be zooted tonight.”
“I’m zooted as hell right now.”

by Cal.bbbb February 02, 2019