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hide the zucchini 

A comment made by Tony Stark in “Avengers: Age of Ultron” regarding Hulk and Black Widow

You might have seen “the gif”
"I Hope You And Banner Aren't Playing Hide The Zucchini"

hide the zucchini 

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green
You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini

Housing a whole zucchini

Inserting a whole zucchini anally, so your body becomes the house for the zucchini.
That guy was housing a whole zucchini, then he fried and ate it!

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.
Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

zucchinied 

To be beyond the level of high that is catagorized as "Blasted".
*takes hit off 3rd bowl*
"Dude im really really fucked up"
.......
" Dude your Zucchinied"
zucchinied by Dogma or January 28, 2016