yohanderson

yohanderson also referred to as yoyo is one of the best people you will meet, yohanderson is such an amazing person, they have a heart filled with kindness. yohanderson knows how to always bring a smile to everyone’s face with their sweet words and thoughtful gestures. yohanderson is a person you really don’t wanna lose, they are really top thurl for anything you need, they are also very loyal wit amazing brown eyes, he’ll really change ya life FOR THE BETTER.

hey yohanderson i wanna be like you one day.

by yhndrsn November 19, 2023

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.

Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS

by anonymous August 7, 2025

Fucking Yolanda

An expression used by someone who is angry with another person attempting to do something shady.

“ I can’t believe she attempted to sabotage my plans to move my mother into a nursing home. Fucking Yolanda.”

by Rando135 October 17, 2025

Bye, Yolanda

Hispanic (etc.) for “Bye, Felicia.”

“Jesus Christ. You’re still jealous? BYE, YOLANDA.”

by naoohoo June 2, 2023