To steal an item from right under the other person's nose and saying "YOINK" when committing theft. Please note that you will need a yoinker's licence successfully do this.
I 'Yoinked the kid's pencil.
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1. A replacement for yeet
2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex
4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.
1. A replacement for yeet
2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex
4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.
1. ~throws a bunch of garbage on a homeless man~
Me: YOINK
2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come
Me: YOINK
2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come
by clammyclit October 9, 2018
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"Nice nick. Yoink!"
by Rickster June 10, 2004
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Get the yoink mug.Me:(eating candy bar) mmmmm this candy bar is good.
Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink!, its mine now
Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule
Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink!, its mine now
Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule
by no o your bizz January 14, 2008
Get the yoink mug.An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.
Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!
see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!
see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html
by J. Marcson July 20, 2008
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