yolandi

The act of cheering a very depressed irishman up.

I was feeling sorry for myself last night, but this self-confessed olive nigger came along and yolandi'd me right up

by Fink September 6, 2004

yolonda

A black chick with a very large clit.

oh look at that yolonda!..

by xxxmexxxme July 10, 2010

yolando

Anal douche with jello

Dude, I gave myself a yolando!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

yolandika

a town started by a group of women all named Yoland. They religiously keep boars in their houses.

Come on down to Yolandika.

by bread infection April 30, 2008

Yolandas

A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.

1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times

Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.

I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?

Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.

by keepitabean February 2, 2021

Yolandita

Small Yolanda. Usually not so small.

"YOLandita!! You don't look smaller then Yolanda!! And she Fat!"

by Jennamente October 20, 2008

yobanda

A creative name for white girls with a big booty.
Also name for your first born girl.

Todd: Whoah!!! look at that yobanda.
Fred Estair: Ya her booty is HUGE!!

Fred: I will name my little girl... Yobanda
Todd: But her bootys not big?
Fred: ...Yet

Fred and Todd always hang.

by Frank Wildergoon April 18, 2007