Mom: Why the fuck did you stab a police officer!!
Me: yoyo You Ony Yive Once..
Mom: Auww, I suddenly have the desire to hug you..
Me: yoyo You Ony Yive Once..
Mom: Auww, I suddenly have the desire to hug you..
by SerialJoker_:) November 23, 2013
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Guy: Bro, are you stupid. Doing crap like that could really ruin your life. But that doesn't mean you can't have fun, YOYO...
Guy: Bro, are you stupid. Doing crap like that could really ruin your life. But that doesn't mean you can't have fun, YOYO...
by lacrosseman11 October 1, 2012
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girl says take the condom off yolo
guy says yolo?
girl says yea yolo
guy says no that isnt yolo thats yoyo
guy says yolo?
girl says yea yolo
guy says no that isnt yolo thats yoyo
by yoyo kid October 5, 2012
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by Spaljhs November 21, 2021
Get the Yoyo mug.Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015
Get the broken yoyo mug.A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.
Moral bet hedging.
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