xylophone

To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

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Xylonation

When things that have been encountered are thought about to their extreme potential.

"Man, Fuck that Shit."

"So you want me to have sexual intercourse with faeces then?"

"Ahh, I see you have an interesting use of Xylonation there! You are most definitely Xylonated, dude!"

by Xylon Ganxta February 4, 2009

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xylona

Name, Greek Goddess of the forest protector of the trees

My name is Xylona.

by X_to_the_D January 29, 2018

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Xylosax

1) The unfortunate hybrid combination of a Xylophone and a Saxophone. An excellent example of why instruments should practice abstinence. The blowing/hitting of such an instrument often results in a painful sound often accompanied by temporary insanity until the sound waves are thoroughly 120 miles away.

2) A weapon of war, noted for the destructive capabilities it has achieved in the battlefield of sanity and eardrums. Commonly thought to have been created by the Big Notorious J - Lo.

3) A laxative used by balding sweaty middle-aged men. Recommended with a garlic supplement for extra heath benefits.

1) My child wants to play the Xylosax. I shall throw him into a burlap sack and beat him with reeds.

2) Activate the Xylosax!

3) Activate the Xylosax!

by Sir Brautigan August 6, 2009

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