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Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
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1(noun) The smartest most handsome person in school. Has many friends only using his computer for educational uses, gets attention from EVERYONE in the school. Skinny, fit, has a life and doesn't ever use slurs ever. Their test scores average between 100 and 200, never getting less than a perfect score. Loves to geometry dash but also studies. Runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. Has the best sense of humor ever and overall just the best person to ever come into existense
2(Verb) The act of being a Xi Hu
2(Verb) The act of being a Xi Hu
(Noun) That guy is so cool he is such a Xi Hu!!!!!
(Verb) Look at that, a 150 on my test!! I completely Xi Hu'd it!
(Verb) Look at that, a 150 on my test!! I completely Xi Hu'd it!
by ChairStump June 2, 2025
Get the Xi Hu mug.The current dictator of China since around 2010 and he’s going to be dictator for the rest of his life until he dies. China doesn’t have presidential elections so it’s fake elections. He censors the internet, also the censorship of Winnie the Pooh due to the mocking and imitating of Xi Jinping. He’s built concentration camps for Muslims and Uyghurs around Xinjiang since 2017, and built the largest concentration camp facility in Dabancheng in 2018. In Baidu (Chinese search engine), he calls himself “president” so people don’t find out when the Chinese government banned Google. Taiwan is disputed by the Chinese Communist Party and Xi Jinping really wants Taiwan to be part of China and likes to spy on everyone in China, especially Taiwan and the United States. He hates when tourists use VPNs in China to access Google, Yahoo!, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify, YouTube and a lot of American apps since China bans a lot of apps and shows, South Park is banned in China due to the mockery of the Chinese government, and the imitation and mocking the dictator who looks like Winnie the Pooh. He likes to take over Taiwan, owning Hong Kong. China doesn’t have any freedom and liberties so people don’t have freedom of speech and the press and all of that, the concentration camps, slave labor, censorship, western media, no freedom, harm, all of that is the truth. So the truth is that Xi Jinping is a dictator and China is under a dictatorship and Taiwan is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is the dictator of China and wants to take over Taiwan, so Taiwan is a country. He has built concentration camps for Muslims in Xinjiang.
Person 2 (from China): No, Taiwan is a part of China and no, Xi Jinping is a president and it’s a democracy with presidential elections. Also, the concentration camps are completely untrue so that means, there’s no camp.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is a dictator, he’s brainwashing you and the truth is that Taiwan is a country.
Person 3 (from Indonesia): I agree with Taiwan. China is a communist country and wants Taiwan and the Philippines so he wants to be number one! Also Indonesia is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Yes, Indonesia gets it. Indonesia is a democracy too and I like Indonesia also Taiwan better than China and it’s the truth and the truth is, I don’t appreciate Xi Jinping.
Person 2 (from China): No, Taiwan is a part of China and no, Xi Jinping is a president and it’s a democracy with presidential elections. Also, the concentration camps are completely untrue so that means, there’s no camp.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is a dictator, he’s brainwashing you and the truth is that Taiwan is a country.
Person 3 (from Indonesia): I agree with Taiwan. China is a communist country and wants Taiwan and the Philippines so he wants to be number one! Also Indonesia is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Yes, Indonesia gets it. Indonesia is a democracy too and I like Indonesia also Taiwan better than China and it’s the truth and the truth is, I don’t appreciate Xi Jinping.
by The Red China October 25, 2025
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by Abubakhan December 9, 2019
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"It's important to have good Guan Xi to do business in China."
"Same as in Latin America, and maybe all over the world."
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