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Super cute and funny. Xander always knows how to make a girl laugh and smile. Kinda short and has nice hair. Always spoils his girlfriend with anything she wants. Xander is sometimes in a bad mood but always now's that people love him. He always says sorry for his bad actions and makes up for them. He sometimes is scard to say the wrong things and he can sometimes be shy. Xander loves hugs and cuddles. He likes playing videogames and spending time with his friends. He's always trying to make his girlfriend laugh when she's feeling down. If you find a Xander never let go of him, he's a real one.
Omg I love Xander he's so cute and funny
Xander by Hey girl wasss up December 1, 2019
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Xander is a guy who wont stop talking about crypto currencies. And invests his parents money into shitcoins that will crash any-day.
Xander: Hey you should buy some ravencoin, I only lost £3000 this month.
Person 2: XANDER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUCKING NORMAL!
Xander by Bl4ck Boy June 1, 2021
He is emo and listens to a lot of heavy metal and he never gets cold
Dude Xander is emo
my name is xander and first i am not gay my big sister is gay, if u don't know what gay is, shut up n die, if you are in LGBTQ i respect you, i am ace, if you hate what LGBTQ is, you goddamn homophobic, i rly don't like the haters of my name, n plz don't talk about pps,

ok now let me talk about myself,

i'm a boy that has extreme loneliness irl but not in roblox, i hate that some people hate me but it's true that i have a dark side but not rly, i'm nice to others n yes i do gaming and have lots of friends roblox bc i'm the kind of xander that is the most best friend you can have, i can maybe be rude in some way but take it back if i'm ready to i'll take it back, i'm sry for words on top of this but i take it back, if you ever find me in roblox just friend me, if i have max friends my other accont will be there if you see this thank you.
from xander copy n paste below if want be friend
Xander by okxb9 February 2, 2021
A Xander is a complete wanker and if anime isn’t in his life for 0.00000001 seconds he will die
A Xander is a anime weirdo
Xander by 83774Bob February 22, 2019
Xander is not a cool guy
xander by Owlexander Hamilton April 25, 2019
A person who says ding a ling and penis frequently. A Xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. Girls find him "baby cute" because of his fat cheeks and unusually small penis.
"That kid looks like a baby"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"

"Yup"
Xander by Nyancat23 February 12, 2014