Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009

a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult

Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Blue waffle

Don't fucking look it up.

Blue Waffle.

Just don't.

by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016

Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand

I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.

by icetrees April 22, 2013

waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe

After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.

by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.

"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"

by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015