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Tiger Woods

verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 6, 2009
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by redgyul September 23, 2004
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
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Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc
1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.
by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004
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I want to make a tiger woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
by Sowadi October 25, 2008
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Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.
"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"
by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009
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Whoopsie Dick

When someone is showing you pictures on their phone and a dick pic accidentally pops up.
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015
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