Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

by Mcrb April 6, 2007

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 26, 2006

wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005

wonky

A mans favorite tool. The penis

1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.

by Jeffry Josephat December 28, 2005

wonky eye

someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control

bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.

by perepee April 9, 2022

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014