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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
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womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble
guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"
by le jeff March 14, 2009
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wimble womble

To quabble hither and thither whilst maintaining a general lollygag and/or snickarckle.
Avast! The Wizard approaches with great wimble womble!
by Snicklefritz III June 5, 2016
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womble

a word meaning a person that works at westhavens. that makes uggboots for a living. and dates retards
chris horder works at westhavens and he makes uggboots, what a womble!
by looseass March 16, 2009
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womble

to sing very beautifully with a large vibratto
This soprano role needs to be filled by someone who can really womble.
by Blue Devil 08 January 6, 2014
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WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES

the only proper track to drop on the officer pulling you over at 4 AM, the most steezy.
"Do you know why I'm pulling You over?" - officer
"WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES!!!!" - You
by Dr. Steezle April 9, 2011
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WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!
Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."
by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019
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