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Spaff-Womble

Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.

This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary

and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.

John: What a Spaff-Womble!

Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
mugGet the Spaff-Womblemug.

womble teaser

When a women says she will have sex with you, but doesn't
She therefore teases your womble
guy 1 "did you have sex with that girl?
guy 2 "no, she was a womble teaser"
by le jeff March 14, 2009
mugGet the womble teasermug.

wimble womble

To quabble hither and thither whilst maintaining a general lollygag and/or snickarckle.
Avast! The Wizard approaches with great wimble womble!
by Snicklefritz III June 5, 2016
mugGet the wimble womblemug.

womble

a word meaning a person that works at westhavens. that makes uggboots for a living. and dates retards
chris horder works at westhavens and he makes uggboots, what a womble!
by looseass March 16, 2009
mugGet the womblemug.

womble

to sing very beautifully with a large vibratto
This soprano role needs to be filled by someone who can really womble.
by Blue Devil 08 January 6, 2014
mugGet the womblemug.

WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES

the only proper track to drop on the officer pulling you over at 4 AM, the most steezy.
"Do you know why I'm pulling You over?" - officer
"WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES!!!!" - You
by Dr. Steezle April 9, 2011
mugGet the WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLESmug.

Womble

1. (Noun) A tiny fictional animal from a British '70s show.
2.(Verb) To wander calmly and casually
"Wanna go for a womble?"
"I've got dibs on the skin, I'll make myself some lovely womble slippers,"
by Hairy_Putin November 20, 2016
mugGet the Womblemug.

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